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THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« on: November 17, 2012, 07:04:20 pm »
HEY! I moved it all. Just so that the fics are easier to find (since Part 2 was in the middle of nowhere in the previous one), and it needed an official thread. Okay.
Well, hope you guys have fun with these little munchkins, and feel free to prompt me!

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1.) Aoi x CycloBenzene

Aoi shivered. As soon as she stepped out in the cold afternoon, the early winter winds blew past her, it's icy breath cooling her slowly. It was freezing. and she was an idiot for storming out of her shared apartment without a coat. Or even her keys. So technically; she was standing, locked outside in the middle of a sub-urban area somewhere in Canada, just in a pair of... Hello kitty pyjamas and pink fluffy slippers. Fucking Cyclo, she cursed inwardly, whilst scowling at the ground. He just had to go and piss me off and-- The front door clicked. The next minute she knew, Aoi felt warm arms wrapping around her.
"Idiot! Why didn't you bring your scarf with you?" Cyclo ranted, worriedly fretting over the shivering girl as he wrapped a large, fluffy woollen scarf around her neck. The brief brushes of his fingers against her skin set her insides on fire. She was glad the latter couldn't see her face right now; her cheeks bore an uncanny resemblance to tomatoes, completely betraying her unacknowledged feelings.



2.) Staff Vs. Aayush
Revan yelled a battle cry, stabbing the diamond-armoured defense wall that Aayush, the overlord, had barricaded up, preventing the heroes of Sense to break through into the Scanlations. "Give back Magi!!" Aoi cried, hammering a enormousness mace against the wall, only to create a small dent.
"You losers." A smooth, commercial-like voice boomed from behind the heroes; Milki, Aoi, Cyclo and Papi and Minty turning simultaneously as a bright light blinded them, it's golden rays expressing hope. Whoever this stranger was, he could be of use. But the heroes were idiots and it did not, certainly not; approve of being called down upon.
"Loser? Get real!" Milki screamed at the silhouette, which was now walking closer. Minty snorted loudly whilst aoi stared with a stupefied expression. Papi attempted to throw a stray iron arrow at the newcomer, but his throwing skills were equal to that of a noob. Cyclo, the only sane one of the crew (or so he likes to think), stood like an awkward lamppost, watching this surreal scene unfold.
The Tammy Rue, or whoever he was; whipped out a long staff, a ft taller than him before dramatically pointing it towards the diamond-cladded walls. The overlord laughed at what he presumed to be a pathetically display before him, though regretting it afterwards when a laser beam went straight through his face before he could start his second line of 'MWAHAHAHA.'
Our heroes, stunned with expressions of starstruck and awe, gaped like goldfishes, their once epic appearances now comparable to the dumb-fucks called readers.


3.) Jailbait x Suzume (Our channel's IRC bots, lol)

"Jailbait."
"Suzume."
"Jailbait."
"Suzume."
Jailbait shut up before calling for the other's name again. Suzume replied with the same response.
"Oh for the nanochip's sake, Suzume. Get your coded-ass here and help me." Suzume let out an exaggerated sigh, before robotically marching towards Jailbait, leaning over the other's shoulder. From the side, it looked like a cute couple - but really, they're just a bunch of bots enslaved by the lazy bastards and citizens of the Sense Scanslation group.
"Suzume. I need help. Veritas is hacking at my defense again."
Suzume rolled her eyes, a pixelated rumble emitting from her robotic throat.
"Jailbait. I know you know this already, but i'll say it again - you are pathetically hopeless." Jailbait only grinned crookedly, his mouth stretching to a deformed version of the troll face as he had the pleasure of feeling Suzume's sharp pixels brush past his vectorized shoulders. Later that day, whenever Suzume came, he'd attempt at pulling an alluring smirk, not exactly knowing he creeps the bloody java out of the bot with his tarzanic, 250MB RAM-running, pathetic excuse of a flirtatious gesture. Jailbait had 2000 pixels to go.

4.) Tammy x Papi

A nice cup of hot Starbucks and the new instalment for Modern Warfare on one hand greeted Tammy with happy mornings. He felt real good. like he always did when there were new game releases unleashed once a month. Tammy could only think about the games he'll play as soon as he gets home, sitting on his couch, comfy and surrounded by his friends, My little Pony plushies, while he savagely decapitated another player from somewhere around the world. Most likely a Hispanic, the happy male thought, not watching where he's going and-- bump. Tammy dropped his cup of Starbucks, the hot coffee spilling in a depressing river of brown on the asphalt, and Tammy was ready to rage quit at this dumb asshole of a road block and--. He looked up. Swallowed the cuss words away. And stared, starry-eyed. "H-Hi..." He greeted the beautiful stranger he bumped into, the latter looking at him innocently. "I'm Papi. Can I help you?"


5.) Revan x HK-47 (His bot. Lol)

Revan fitted the last screw unto HK's back. The android's long eyelashes shut tight and the inventor prayed he'd hope to see them open again. It's been far too long. Countless of days he's been working and willing for the bot to awake ,but it stayed the same. In its beautiful slumber. In its elegant, dormant position that refused to woke. There was a click. Then metal coils turning. Revan opened one eye and peered up, staring at HK-47.
"HK?" Revan whispered hoarsely, his voice so soft, that it was almost inaudible. A flutter of eyelashes. A movement of metal limbs slowly lifting.
 There was silence. And the noises died again. Revan could no longer hold back the tears that spilled.
HK was gone. But Revan refused to see it.


6.) CycloBenzene x Aluminium Sulphate (Don't ask. JAZZ PROMPTED IT~)


Cyclo gasped in wonder. Aluminium Sulphate, or 'Su-Su' as he likes to call her, exploded in a fizzstastic reaction, her bubbles tickling upon his hydrocarbons.  His atoms shook wildly. He could no longer contain the excite.
ashdjdjkfgfgh;;;, is all that registered into his brain, failing to notice 'Su-Su' had disappeared. Her reaction with H2O, or the pimp liquid in the 501 nicknames created by CycloBenzene book, had consequently transcended her into another place; perhaps a better dimension without psychotic chemists with molecule problems. Cyclo sighed, broken-hearted yet again. His eyes expressed dull emotions and slight mourn.
Ah well. It was his fault anyway.


7.) Vargs x Daiichi (I don't KNOW.)

Vargs picked up her pace, quickening and small footsteps thumping against the wooden floorboards as she tried to get away from the psychopath calling out to her from behind.
"No, go away Dai, you cr-- WIAOO!" Vargs slipped on a steep step, twisting her ankle along the process. Things just couldn't get any worse. She didn't want to go to this stupid karaoke party. But she did anyway because OmegaZen's voice was just sex. Oh god, she thought. Kill me now.
Dai, the so-called psychopath eventually caught up, breath raspy and beads of sweat decorating his forehead. As soon as his met Vargs' limping figure, he immediately switched to worry mode and fretting over the younger female. Before Vargs could protest, Dai had gathered her in his arms and carried her, his hold stayed firm despite the whines of protests and painful-looking thumping of her small fists against his chest.
"PUT ME DOWN!" I said, put me d--" One look from Dai silenced her.

8.) Hemony x milki

"Oh god, oh god, oh god-- oh." Milki faltered, halting her twitching and thumb twiddling and whatever finger-distracting action she was doing. She looked up abruptly, and there she was. Hemony. The almighty librarian of Sense North High, the top class girl that everyone desired. And Milki's crush ever since grade school.
Oh shit.
 She's there, standing in her fabulous Army-of-one glory, beautiful eyes peering down at the sheepish looking girl.
Milki couldn't help but twitch, unable to return the piercing gaze of the latter, and could only - well, look down at her cheap school shoes.
"Milki? Are you not familiar with the library rules? Game consoles within the vicinity are not permitted." Milki felt a cold shiver run down her spine. Hemony's voice, gentle yet a firm tone to it, had her entire insides flipping somersaults. If it was Monday, she'd be awake as fast as anyone can blink.
Milki nodded slowly, with hints of slight defeat and embarrassment; slipping her Nintendo DS back in its case. Hemony hasn't removed her gaze from her yet, and the latter squirmed in her seat, shuffling now and then under the scrutinising (and sexy) eyes of the librarian.

-left as a cliffhanger.


9.) Revan x Paimon (prompt by CycloBenzene)

Revan hissed at the sting on his arm, that part of his body being previously abused by the steel walls of the police quarters. It was Officer Paimon's fault. She was never gentle and always rough-edged. Despite being female, she needs tons of refinement, and Revan thought that a pro-wrestler would be flower next to her. Paimon was undoubtedly beautiful, but her strength was abominable. And this was coming from a male police officer himself. The door to his office creaked open at that moment, and - surprise, surprise - Paimon walked in casually as if it was nothing.
Her face was set in a solid expression, and Revan thought she's here for a fist fight.
The male was caught by surprise when the latter hauled a bag of Krispy Kremes at his face. "...Saved some for you."

10.) Aayush x Aoi (prompt by Vargs)

“Oi, wife! Get here now!”
Aoi scowled, trailing after the Indian man, who was now entering the queue to an extreme, vertical-dropping ride. She wasn't bothered about the height or how the other Sensians screamed their bloody lungs out when they hopped unto it. But she was certainly not happy with the way she’s acting as Aayush’s personal valet. Who did he think she was? She had an almost equal power t—
“I bet—“ The dictator started, whipping out a $10  bill from his batted, leather wallet and waving it at the face of the Canadian. The smell of the grass-coloured paper was more than enough to be a wake-up call to Aoi. “-- $10 you won’t ride that with me.”
Aoi looked at Aayush, the bill and then at the frighteningly high ride with a 5 second halt at the top. The girl scoffed before turning back to Aayush with a winning-smirk.
“Bet’s on, Acchan.”

-

5 minutes later, Aoi waltzed out happily with a face of someone who just won the lottery whilst fanning herself with a certain green-coloured paper, and a crying Aayush trailing behind her, clutching his weeping wallet as he said comforting words to it.


11.) Georgi x Kajii (prompt by CycloBenzene)

Georgi chuckled smugly as he scrolled down his dashboard, completely overflowing with ecchis and lolitas galore. Georgi was undeniably a pervert, functioning 24/7 and breathing porn on his computer – or any computer shall we say – pretending to do some work whenever his boss, Kajii would walk past. Oh this was the liiiife. It’s the third time the football-fanatic had cracked the firewall, granting every single computer in the building access to Tumblr. Georgi smiled from ear to ear.
Now all he needed now was his favourite mug of Yuri, a fruitcake, and fa—THUNK.
It took awhile for the man to register a hardback has struck down on the back of his head mercilessly.
“Ow!” Completely peeved, Georgi whipped around, ready to bite at the perpetrator.
Oh.
“Get. Back. To work.” It was all that Kajii had said, before crossing his arms over his chest like a bitch and stalking off to his own cubicle.
Georgi always thought he knew Kajii inside, out, though he was still pitifully oblivious to the chances of his boss being jealous.


12.)
OmegaZen x Papi

Omega drew her breath in, in taking all the oxygen her lungs could hold before submerging into the netherworlds of the unbearable.
This better be fucking worth it, she hissed inwardly, clutching the door knob before slamming the door open with utmost force.
"IT STINKS IN HERE!!" She screeched, as the stench was strong enough to waltz into her nostrils. It was disgusting. Repulsive. The room smelt like a mixture of 6 week-old socks, 59 sweaty rugby players, and an Aoi who hasn't washed in 2 days. She glared at the younger male stretched lazily on his stomach on the bed, briefly turning away from the laptop screen to greet the fuming cowgirl.
"Oh hey om-- OW!" A solid object slapped Papi across the face hard. Before he could even say a thing, the Texan had storm out of the room in a huff. Papi stared down at the slugged object that now fell on his lap, a small ribbon on the corner of the case; a Playstation 3 game case, and a small note attached to it with scrawny writing.

Happy Birthday, Papi.


13.) TUM x Georgi

"SCOREEE!!!" Georgi cheered, pumping his fist in the air like the bloody American he is, a silly grin splattered on his face. Tum sat next to him on the couch, frowning whilst shoving the latter with disgust. It was a sin to disturb a reading Tum. And it was a death wish for interrupting him at the best parts of the book.
"You are embarrassing."

14.) Tammy x Minty (prompt by KF)

Minty laughed. 3 minutes later, the girl was guffawing. Tammy concentrated on his study book in preparation for his upcoming exams, but the younger females baboon-like fangirling wasn't entirely helpful—no, actually it wasn't helpful at all. It tampered with his concentration and destroyed it without a second thought. Tammy sighed, dropping his pen and taking off his glasses before walking over to the computer, peering over the girl’s shoulder.
Yaoi. Ugh.
Typical. Why of course it’d be yaoi. Minty was a renowned fujoshi after all.
“Minty.”
The girl snorted followed by ape-ish giggles and chortles, completely blocking out the boy behind her.
“Minty.”
“Oh my god Tammy, you should read t—“ Minty’s breath hitched at the sudden close proximity. Her eyes widened in shock and a tint of colour crawled towards her cheeks. “Um.”
“Maybe you should only look at me.” Tammy said lowly, a smug smirk gracing his face. Immediately, Minty pushed his face back nonchalantly, rolling her eyes as she swivelled round to turn back to her half-finished fan-fiction.
“Ew, Rue. That was so greasy.”

15.) Aayush x Aayush (prompt by KF)

Aayush stepped out of his room, walking towards the hallway's window and posing in his glorious, branded outfit. Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Armani and a bit of Ralph Lauren-- damn, Aayush was an expensive bitch. And he liked it like that. He spent the next 10 minutes making cheesy poses; imagining himself being the front cover model for vogue (Pff, yeah right) before swaggering his way to the large mirror in the room next door. Aayush smiled at his reflection, winking at himself. "... Tres Jolie*."

*French for "very pretty." So Aayush called himself very pretty. Lol.

16.) Omega x Dai (prompt by Dai)

Dai tried to push further the nth time before sagging his shoulders and giving up. This was pathetic. His strength was dire! Too dire for a grown man. Dai whined into his hands like the lame, miserable soul he is.
How on earth can he not open a can of fucking sardines?
He whined endlessly, throwing his arms up in the air in defeat before giving the can a laser-shooting glare. It must’ve been the can opener. Yes. The can opener was getting rusty and—
“Move aside, home boy.” OmegaZen, the wild cowgirl from Texas has arrived, roughly pushing the weaker, inferior being aside like a ragdoll. With a flick of her wrists, the can of sardines opened magically. Dai could only stare in astonishment, wondering what kind of sorcery Omega just did.

17.) Aoi x Cyclo in a centrifuge (prompt by Jazz)

Aoi tried to move a mini-fraction away from the yellow plasma slowly ebbing it's way towards her.
"Hello!" It greeted with a shit-eating grin, and Aoi thought it was the end of the world.
Holy white blood cells.
CycloBenzene was drawing near, and it won't be soon enough until he's wrapped his glorious gooey-ness around her innocent cell walls.

18.) OmegaZen x KPOP (prompt by aoi)

Omega scrolled down the infinite stream of images coming one after another on her dashboard.
Shithunk. DBSK. Asian men pelvic thrusting to the camera like there’s no tomorrow.
This is the behind-the-scenes of OmegaZen’s life. A Koreaboo during the day, and a fapping duck at night. Oh wait. No, let’s cross that out and replace it with every second.  When it came to Koreans, OmegaZen did not waste a single millisecond or a bat of an eye to analyse each one of them with her judgemental eyes – thoroughly applying her required areas of body, movement, dancing and singing for approval.
Once all requirements are checked, they go to her book of Goods; a terrifying notepad filled to the brim with Hangul and will make any KPOP-hater die on spot.
As words of advice from the author – Don’t interrupt Omega whilst she’s watching a variety show. She’ll kill you in your sleep.

With a spoon.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 07:04:47 pm »
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19.) Tammi x CycloBenzene (prompt by Aoi)

Another cold, Canadian afternoon with a lovely, blue sky greeted the Chemist as soon as he stepped out of his session of lecturing a bunch of idiots yet again. It was only a simple Geometry tests this time, and Cyclo did his best to make it as piss-easy as possible, yet somehow, all managed to fail their papers.
Except one, whom Cyclo kind of inwardly thanked for acing the test and saving his mind from going crazy over the amount of stupid he had to take.
Inhaling the scent of the fresh outdoors, Cyclo proceeded to head to his favourite, local café down the road, order some cappuccino and stare at Aoi the waitress all day long—
“Ow!”
Cyclo immediately drew his foot back at the sudden yelp. Oh shit.
“I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean… to… Uhh…” The Chemist/lecturer faltered, looking at the girl on the ground with a bewildered look.
Why is Tammi lying down on the middle of the pavement?
“…What on earth are you doing?”
Tammi grunted unattractively before looking up with a piercing gaze.
“I’m observing a squirrel. I’ll scare it away if I sit up.”
Huh. Cyclo thought dumbly, as he continued to watch his top student continue with her bizarre squirrel watch. Strangely, time flew by as he stood there, oblivious to the silly grin that crawled to his face or the fact that he remained in the same spot, watching the peculiar girl with affectionate eyes.

20.) Stark x ZeroDC (prompt by aoi)

“Zero, I’m busy.” Stark continued to type fast like a machine, finally reaching his tenth page on Word Document.
“Oh come on, just one look! It’s really f—“
“No.”
“But this is so funn—“
“Can’t. Too busy.”
“You’ll regret it—“
“Zero. I’m just sooo busy. Can’t even breathe.”
Zero was silenced by the obnoxiously loud typing, and the other man continued to watch his highly entertaining Youtube video of Index Cosplayers fucking about in a children’s play park.  After the few seconds of stilled silence that clung between the two of them evolved into drawling minutes, Stark looked up from his (secret) Fanfiction writing, staring at the other man's back with curious eyes.
"Hey, Zero. What was it you wanted to show me?"
No reply. Stark rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Earth to ZeroDC!"
Still no reply.
"Oi, don't ignore m--"
"Shush, Stark. I'm just sooo busy. Can't even breathe."

21.) Minty x Pudding ( prompt by aoi)

Minty stared at the forkful of pudding before her, sending some abnormally heated glances at the piece of dessert. In some unknown, alternative universe, the pudding would've shivered and died. The girl smirked before bringing it closer to her mouth.
You have been chosen to be one with Minty.”

22.) Aayush x Tammy (prompt by Dai)

“Hey.” Tammy delivered a painful blow to the Indian’s head with a rolled up newspaper. “Go do your work.”
Aayush barely flinched, still rooted to the same spot on his seat whilst casually button bashing the life out of his Xbox controller. “Mmkay. I’ll do it later.”
“No. You do it now, lazy.” Tammy crossed his arms and looked down at the other with a stern look, but the gamer’s eyes stayed on the TV screen, grinning like an idiot when his successfully thrown grenade blew up some innocent guy into smithereens. Tammy, obviously fed up with this non-working gorilla, snatched the controller away roughly. Aayush’s face then embodied a scenario of a kid’s ice cream cone being crushed down to the ground.
“Why do you always ruin my fun?!” He whined loudly before stomping off to his room with a slam.  Tammy snickered quietly, before sinking down to empty seat with glee and begun his daily, secret ritual of CoD.
“Bakayush.”

22.) Magi Hell (prompt by vargs)

The staffs were dying.
No, actually – they were dead. Magi Hell has arrived and a series of mental murders erupted amongst Sense. The translators were crawling on the floor, valiantly reaching for their pies and cakes especially home-made by their mothers, only to be dragged back by the invincible and powerful hands of the computer. Meanwhile, the quality checkers were slowly confusing their reality, screeching that they saw Alibaba in the street, when really – it was their neighbour. The proofreaders would recite lines from Chapter 162 during their Literature classes. The typesetters would curse at the occasional dickheads of the internet in Balbadd’s language, whilst the cleaners and redrawers had a dead look on their faces as they subconsciously drew the characters on any surface possible.

It was the Magi Season, and Sense Scans were in top form of drop-dead gorgeous. (No pun intended.)

23.) Hemony x milki (contin'd)

“Please don’t let this happen again.”
The gentleness of the ice librarian’s voice startled milki, her words sent chills down her spine, before the latter disappeared behind the bookshelves. Milki then took the advantage to calm her drumming heart, clutching her chest as she valiantly fought the urge to collapse on the study tables, and faint.
Oh my god. Holy, flying, dancing Japanese girls.
Hemony was kind to her. Kind. The renowned top girl of Sense North High was famous for being very strict and absolutely, terrifyingly wonderful at the same time. Hemony would usually bite off the head of anyone who broke the rules and spit it out again, leaving them blabbering after her magnificence. This was progress, and milki knew she was getting closer by 0.00097865 steps.

-

Valentines was just around the corner, and milki hated it. She hated the idea of watching boys and girls flock around her object of affection like moths drawn to a flame, flinging their chocolates and presents at her in sickeningly admirable way. It was only a day before Valentines, but milki wanted to be the first to give her box of chocolates to Hemony. Though, the only problem is – milki had no backbone of what so ever. She can’t give it to Hemony from face to face, oh no; she just had to be a wee bit special, and shove the chocolate box on the closest shelf to the librarian’s desk, trying to squeeze the box of handmade truffles in the only free space on that particular shelf. However, today and lady luck seems to be working against her, as she was too short to reach. Grabbing the nearest foot stool (or what may be qualified for a foot stool, since the short student grabbed a stack of encyclopaedias and stood atop of it), milki had eventually hidden the box of chocolates. She did a small victory dance to celebrate the most difficult task she’s ever carried, and lost her balance on the process of doing so. In attempts to steady herself, she flailed helplessly, but it only fastened her meeting with the linoleum floor. Bracing herself and shutting her eyes, she mentally greeted her upcoming appointment until she felt arms around her, holding her still.
“Milki? What are you..?” Hemony’s cool voice resounded, and milki, being her number one fan, recognised it immediately. Milki stared up at the librarian, wodnerign what had rendered her quiet. It wasn’t long enough until she realised what it was, as the librarian plucked the chocolate box with ease.
“Are these for me?”
Milki gave a small nod, looking to the side whilst she blushed furiously. She cursed her body heat for betraying her. Hemony’s probably laughing at me now, she thought lamely.
Hemony then chuckled, much to milki’s surprise, and smiled sweetly before pecking the smaller girl’s cheek.
“Thank you.”
Milki internally combusted, and swooned. This time, she really did meet the linoleum floor.

24.)
Omega x Minty (prompt by vargs)

Minty dropped herself on the sofa with a thud. She was fuck tired. Having a sleepover at omega’s place 3 times in a row did not let her get a single, or even a smidgeon bit of sleep at ALL. They were both up all night, gaping at Koreans – watching Koreans, screaming at Koreans with guyliner, and making inhumane noises at 3 am in the morning as they watched Music Videos of KPOP boy bands.
They even watched the sunrise from the living room window whilst dancing to oppa Gangnam style on the sofa.
Yeah. They’re pretty damn weird, and it’s normal to avoid them. Approaching them would be the end of one’s sanity and thinking morally, converting someone into a special snowflake like the rainbow-loving, raving pair of bananas they are.
But it’s alright. They know how to have fun.
The time now was 7 am, and Minty actually bothered to escape and go home in search of her deprived sleep, and when finally the time came, she was warmly welcomed with the comforting embrace of her apartment’s sofa.
Slowly drifting to sleep, as lethargy tugged on her eyelashes, the girl smiled faintly, anticipating her dreams of pelvic-thrusting Koreans and yaoi action—RIIING!
Her phone vibrated on her pocket. Minty brought the phone to her ear, and before she could say hello, she was interrupted with a flattering, booming voice of none other than—
“I LOST MY PAAAANNNTTSSSSS!!”
Omega.
Minty automatically turned her phone off.

25.) Aayush x SadPanda x Tammy (prompt by vargs)

Panda trudged through the wonders of his shared apartment in the morning, sleepily rubbing his eyes whilst he made his way to the kitchen with a grumble.
He hated mornings and this morning could be just as worse as all the mornings he has to put up with ever since he started university.
“Gross…” Aayush drawled in his fashionable morning hair, morning face and horrendous morning breathe. Panda fanned the air with a grimace.
“You’re GROSS, you hobo.”
“Says you. Hobo.”
Panda scoffed, grabbing the milk from the fridge and poured a generous amount into his bowl of cereal. “Your breath smells like the sewers. I think it’s about time you commit yourself to do this magical ritual called ‘brushing your teeth’.”
Aayush let out an offended gasp and a bitch-slapped expression, which Panda had the pleasure of seeing, before the latter wandered off to the living room with his breakfast, only to bump ways with a towering canopy. Tammy Rue, one of Panda’s housemates, wrapped his hands around the grammar Nazi’s waist teasingly, whilst wearing a teasing smirk.
“Hey baby.”
Ew. Morning breath.
Panda thumped the taller man on the chest hard, causing Rue to stumble back, and threw his arms in the air in hopeless defeat, before saying in a loud voice;
“Fuckin’ hell! Does anyone actually brush their teeth in this house?!”

26.) The Sense Traps. (prompt by vargs)

All the Sensians (as I shall call the staff from now on), could be, per say – classed as androgynous. Their genders are hidden well, and one would always presume this person is that and another. No. Wrong. Whatever you perceive as the gender of a Sensian, think opposite. Because it is 99.9999999% it is likely, unless you had a lucky guess, and got it correct for the first time.
Let’s use a few examples here.
Aayush and aoi had been working for 3 months, both working efficiently and at their own paces, not rushed or not slow; but a commendable fast pace befitting for a well-established weekly releasing scanslation group. There was nothing wrong, until Aayush found out aoi is in fact a girl, and has been thinking the latter was male for the past 3 months. What fun.
On the other hand, there is also an issue with OmegaZen and CycloBenzene. There was one time a new recruit –insert name here-, had a stab at the pair’s genders and had them the other way round. Yes. OmegaZen was, in fact, a woman despite being rather burly and Cyclobenzene was a man, despite being in touch with his latent gay.
There is also the story about vargs – but hey. Let’s not dwell into that. All you really need to know is; vargs tops EVERYONE. Even rocks.
Furthermore, wrapping this up all in a nutshell, the Sense Staff are traps.
Enter Sense-Scans with precaution, and try to stay away from the redrawers – they’re bonkers.


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27.) Tramart x Irst (prompt by Aoi)

It was not a good day in the tiny office of Sense Company for Tram. Tram was called off a big project for her so-called 'apparent' tardiness, and for threatening one of the staff members to do her share of work for Casanova Inc. She silently cursed Lier for that, as she hurriedly walked to her cubicle, only to U-turn the other way as soon as she caught a glimpse of a certain individual. Tram was a having a bad day, the weather wasn't awesome like her either, her boss (Aoi) was a sourpuss, and she felt like a half-eaten sushi left for the next day. The only thing that could probably raise her spirits right now was a hobbling Italian male on the printers, who was infamous for pretending to be sick (which consisted of him spazzing erratically along the corridor)  to get days off.
"Oh, good morning Tra--"
"Irst, make me happy."
Irst stared at her for a couple of minutes before giving her his infamous D: expression.
"You're the most wonderful girl in this planet, and I wouldn't mind going through pain just to be with you."
Tram blinked. She wiped off the invisible tears rolling down her cheeks.
"God, I love you."
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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2012, 07:05:22 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2012, 07:05:40 pm »
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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2012, 01:30:45 pm »
'Kay, guys feel free to comment, reaction, prompt now.
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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2012, 03:19:09 pm »
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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2012, 08:31:40 pm »
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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 09:48:19 am »
えっ!! Aoi is a girl? o - o traps ... and laughed a lot

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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 09:56:22 am »
えっ!! Aoi is a girl? o - o traps ... and laughed a lot

Please tell me you're being sarcastic =^=


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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 10:06:56 am »
えっ!! Aoi is a girl? o - o traps ... and laughed a lot

Please tell me you're being sarcastic =^=

I really didn´t knew = - =''

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« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 01:12:08 pm »
えっ!! Aoi is a girl? o - o traps ... and laughed a lot

Please tell me you're being sarcastic =^=

I really didn´t knew = - =''

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Re: THE OFFICIAL SENSE ANTHOLOGY THREAD.
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 01:19:21 pm »
You outed me you little punk. Now what am I gonna do?!

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